skylorde:

what-is-this-i-dont-even:

wallyedge:

rottingcat:

vampireschoolnight:

junglejews:

snowballsack:

seagulls on laxatives

genius

i am still laughing really hard.

 NO FUCKING WAY

Fuck yes.

Excellent, excellent

god fucking dammit

Wednesday Oct 10 @ 06:10am with 169,290 notes
Monday Sep 9 @ 01:29pm with 2,540 notes

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

Monday Sep 9 @ 01:16pm with 816 notes

btp-yami:

drowninginyoursmile:

heyfunniest:

Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed.

As a Christian, I confirm this.

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Friday Aug 8 @ 09:42am with 28,886 notes

sighbrattykitten:

minithecorgi:

A sour candy fell on the floor and this happened. She did this for about an hour

oh mygisH

Friday Aug 8 @ 09:27am with 100,774 notes
mayorlavender:

a transparent mew to float on your blog!! 

mayorlavender:

a transparent mew to float on your blog!! 

Friday Aug 8 @ 08:49am with 20,404 notes

tedbunny:

Sandy Hook Elementary school shooting crime scene and evidence photos. 

Saturday Aug 8 @ 12:02pm with 144 notes
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aviculor:

savvymavvy:

legitknits:

mcguirkthejerk:

kristinethequeen:

jimmysnowvakk:

This is what pisses me off about Tumblr. You all say you’re so accepting and you don’t want to offend anyone, but then thousands of people reblog something like this because Christians aren’t the minority. You wouldn’t want to offend a Muslim, and if this were offensive to them or another minority, there’d be so many comments about it. But everyone is completely fine with offending a non minority. “You’re not oppressed, you can’t talk!” You know what? I’m a Christian and this offends me and my faith, but nobody’s going to care about that because I’m not oppressed. Tumblr is hypocritical and that needs to stop.

Amen to the comment

Oh my precious lambs:

Examine why you are being offended. Because this is literally how a sunset works. There is not room for debate on this question. There is less room for debate on this than there is on just about any other thing. We are not reblogging because Christians aren’t the minority, dear ones. We are reblogging because after the debate a few days ago, creationists were given the opportunity to pose a question for non-creationists. One of these questions was:

"How can you explain a sunset if their is no god?" (sp.)

Questions, we assume, are posed so that someone might answer them. And yes, there is an answer of how exactly one can explain a sunset given the absence of a divine force. Now, you can certainly posit that God is the creator of all things and so all things came from him including the sun and light refraction and anthrax and kittens and famine and all that jazz.

But you don’t get to deny that THIS IS HOW A SUNSET WORKS, and of the necessary elements of this equation (Sun + Atmosphere + Angle = Sunset), God is not one of them. That’s because everything else is an observable phenomenon, and God is not. You can explain a sunset without God. You can go ahead and believe that God’s part of it all. That’s cool. Lots of people believe stuff like that, and I encourage you to delve into the ways that people make science and their faith jive. But if you are offended by being shown the basic scientific principals behind a sunset, you must be offended by damn near everything. And that seems exhausting. 

In short:

People getting butthurt over science, fucking love it.

"Stop teaching science, it offends me" 

Thursday Aug 8 @ 10:26am with 363,263 notes

itsstuckyinmyhead:

The Sims Tumblr Posts

Thursday Aug 8 @ 10:23am with 167,872 notes
agelessdream:

theworangetraveler:

bulbalang:

Sums up pokemon world championships lol

i was gonna complain over the all the “rule purists” (thought i DO hate Mega Kangaskhan) … but then i saw the last Pokemon… DOES ANYONE HAVE THE LINK TO THE MATCH?

Here is the match

agelessdream:

theworangetraveler:

bulbalang:

Sums up pokemon world championships lol

i was gonna complain over the all the “rule purists” (thought i DO hate Mega Kangaskhan) … but then i saw the last Pokemon… DOES ANYONE HAVE THE LINK TO THE MATCH?

Here is the match

Thursday Aug 8 @ 10:12am with 9,700 notes
dragonitedelight:

GENGAR LV.X ~ ★|☆

dragonitedelight:

GENGAR LV.X ~ |
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tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]

Thursday Aug 8 @ 09:44am with 362,978 notes